For those of you who haven't seen my biography...

By: Rocky

My biography is The Departed. My last name sounds suspiciously like Rocky, that's why it's my name. But I prefer to think of myself as a young Mark Wahlberg and the people I blog with are my fun bunch. First and foremost, I decently enjoy a couple songs by Kenny Loggins. Now that that's out of the way, My love affair with hating movies started with me yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, and continues up to this day with not being allowed in 39 theaters in Arkansas.

Too long have we been sitting in theaters thinking to ourselves, "Why am I here?". Whether you're wondering why you were placed on Earth or why the hell you shelled out $12 to see Herbie Fully Loaded, breathe easy America, and quit wondering about your (meaningless) existence. I'm here to give you the answer: So you can make fun of it. Everything in this world can be made fun of - from your lack-of-girlfriend, to your diabetic grandmother, with Ashton Kutcher movies taking up the bulk of the middle. All movies suck - just some monumentally more than others. The monuments in question are the ones in Butte, Montana, where I'm convinced even ghosts won't haunt.

You all probably wondering about me. So I provided a tell-all questionaire that I may or may not have found in Cosmo. Spoiler alert: I didn't.

What are some hobbies?
Making fun of awful movies.

Kill, screw, marry: Ferris Bueller, Tyler Durden, Scott Pilgrim
In the movies - (K)Scott Pilgrim, (S)Tyler Durden, (M)Ferris Bueller
From Back Talk - (K)Scott Pilgrim, (S)Tyler Durden, (M)Ferris Bueller

Pet Peeve?
Mispelled words drive me insane

Guilty Pleasure?
Dog fighting

What do you think of the socio-economic pressures of being a college student during the recession of the global market, when the value of an education and the value of cutting budget costs are at a cross-roads?
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President you'd like to see naked?
Andrew Johnson