Yes, yes I know what you're thinking, a combination of "Shit, another movie review site, I thought this was kinky porn!" and "What is this on my shirt? Please don't be what I think it is." But wait! This is more that you're run-of-the-mill, kiss-ass movie review site (I'm calling you pussies Ebert and Roeper on that!) This is, as a matter of fact, not a kiss-ass, but a kick-ass review network, organized by outright lunatics with a taste for movies similar to their taste for murder and Swedish hookers... those two aren't absolutely connected. At any rate, there is only one comparison that can truthfully be drawn between our site, and anything in your pathetic lives you hold dear... blac- er... we'll just say "Noisy" commentators at the movies. Have you ever heard "BITCH! DON'T GO IN THERE!" and wished you could have thoughts like this in your house at all times, or better yet, these types of enjoyable back talk before you even go to the movie? Well, look no further. From now on, this blog will be dedicated to the humorous, educational, and occasionally (or often) ruthless movie reviews you crave. From this moment forward, this blog will be daunted with the momentous task of bringing you the goods. These reviews are by our people, for you people; so open wide baby, 'cause here it comes.
NOTE: The word "review" is used loosely. It's more like, "the jokes you wish you could tell your friends in the back of a crowded theater, but that douche in front of you keeps turning around and telling you to 'hush' but your jokes are way more awesome than anything going on in the movie". Yeah, that's how we roll.
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